Cosmic Rollercoaster Ride Part 4: Embracing the Messy Awakening (No Neat Checklists Here)

After this wild journey through Yugas, Atlantis, cosmic villains, and higher selves dropping truth-bombs, it might seem logical to end with something neat, tidy, and conveniently numbered—like “4 Easy Ways to Master Ascension.” But let’s face it: neat and tidy isn’t really how this cosmic rodeo works, is it?

Awakening is Messy (And That’s Beautiful)

Here’s the honest truth from my own ride so far: awakening isn’t graceful, orderly, or checklist-friendly. It’s far more like being on an unpredictable bronco, simultaneously trying to hold onto your hat and wondering what the heck is even happening. You’ll jump from one timeline to another—often without any style points—and you’ll likely land right in the mud more than once. But in those messy moments lies the real magic.

And if I’m being completely vulnerable, I often feel like I’m behind—like everyone else somehow got the awakening memo earlier, learned the lessons faster, or found clarity sooner. Sometimes a quiet fear whispers that maybe I’m too late to the party. But here’s what my Higher Self gently reminds me each time that fear comes knocking: awakening isn’t a race. You’re exactly on time, unfolding precisely at your own perfect pace. Nobody else’s path looks like yours—and it isn’t meant to. The magic of this ride is uniquely yours, and trust me, you’re right where you’re supposed to be.

New Moons, Shangri-La, and Your Expanding Cosmic View

Remember those recently discovered 128 new moons around Saturn? And how Shangri-La, that mythical hidden paradise, only reveals itself when your frequency is just right? Consider this your cosmic metaphor: as Earth’s frequency rises—and yours right along with it—you’re suddenly able to see entirely new realities that were hidden before.

This isn’t just abstract symbolism. You might literally find yourself noticing things you swear weren’t there yesterday. Whether it’s intuitive nudges getting louder, realities shimmering around you, or simply life choices suddenly making sense, your rising frequency reveals hidden truths just waiting for you to notice.

And I’m not kidding here—I genuinely see things now. Astral whales gracefully swimming through my backyard (nowhere near the ocean, mind you), or cozy dragons curled up, peacefully snoozing under my dining room table. These experiences are profoundly real, yet if I mentioned them at my day job, I’d probably end up in a very awkward HR meeting—or worse. But truly, these moments are delightful, whimsical, and affirming. So as your frequency rises, don’t be surprised if you encounter a bit of “astral wildlife” yourself. (You might want to watch your step!)

Discernment: “Me/Not Me”

But let’s keep it real—things can get weird (and loud!) as your psychic Wi-Fi strengthens. Learning discernment becomes essential. My personal shorthand for navigating this flood of new intuitive information is asking myself: “Is this Me, or Not Me?”

• Me: Feels calm, true, steady, empowering.
• Not Me: Feels anxious, intrusive, urgent, scattered.

This simple discernment check can help you gracefully sidestep the energetic manipulations (Wetiko, Negative Alien Agenda—you know the drill) and stay tuned clearly to your authentic higher self.

Listen to Your Own Damn Self

At the end of the day, your authentic self—quirky, intuitive, perfectly imperfect you—is your greatest guide. Trusting your unique, messy, vibrant internal compass is exactly how you’ll navigate these ascending energies. Remember, your Higher Self has been whispering to you all along, guiding and protecting you even when you thought you were just being “weird.”

Embrace those intuitive nudges and odd choices. Trust that inner voice telling you things nobody else seems to hear. Trust yourself, trust your intuition, and trust your beloved guardians and guides (don’t worry, you’ll meet them soon enough—see the section above about expanding your cosmic view). Because honestly? Nobody else can ride your particular cosmic rodeo but you.

You’ll Find Your Own Way—You Literally Can’t Help It

The best part? You WILL find your way. It’s literally impossible not to. The universe didn’t exactly ask for your permission before kicking this vibrational upgrade into high gear anyway. Awakening isn’t something you have to chase—it’s something you allow, laugh through, occasionally trip over, and ultimately embrace.

There is actually zero chance you won’t make it home—some folks just enjoy taking the scenic route.

So stay sassy, stay sovereign, and hold onto your hats, my friends. The energies aren’t slowing down—but thankfully, neither are we.

You’ve absolutely got this.

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